Health Care

CUT TO DWIGHTS DESK AREA

Michael: Hey, send me that link to the monkey sex video. I'm going to forward it like it's hot.

(Toby enters from the back office)

Dwight: Yes!

Michael: (to camera) Forward like it's hot. Forward like it's hot. Old school.

Toby: Michael?

Michael: Yes, Toby?

Toby: Um, I need to talk to you in your office. It'll just take two seconds.

Michael: (clears throat) Um, literally two seconds? (glances at the camera)

CUT TO INDUVIDUAL SHOT OF MICHAEL

Michael: Toby's in HR, which technically means he works for corporate. So he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.

CUT TO MICHAEL'S OFFICE

(Michael has his feet up on his desk)

Toby: The full story is that Randall resigned because of sexual harassment. So corporate asked me to do a five minute review of the company's sexual harassment policy.

Michael: No, no. Toby, no.

Toby: It's really not a big deal Michael.

Michael: It is a big deal. It's a big deal! What are we supposed to do? Scrutinize every little thing we say and do all day? I mean, come on!

Toby: And then corporate is going to send in a lawyer.

Michael: What!?

Toby: Just to refresh-

Michael: No!

Toby: ...you on our policy.

Michael: (incredulous) What? Ah, he, no. Okay, what is a lawyer going to come in and tell us? To not send out hilarious e-mails or not tell jokes?

Toby: Maybe not some of them, maybe not inappropriate ones.